Friday, October 22, 2010

Hall of Lulz 1.2

"Hall of Lulz" by Ammolds von Lichenstein

The Comedians: Ammolds von Lichenstein aka Arkon the Legend Keeper; Rien "Snugglekins" de Lacosta; Random victim (and possibly his family);
Barathorn; Ian the Gamer aka Iandor; Loonatic; Lhen

1. Snugglekins: YER MOMMA!!!
Random victim: That's vulgar...
Snugglekins: SO'S YER FACE!!!

2. Arkon: I might be able to get a laptop charger, to replace my broken one, from my friends sister. Emphasies on the might.
Barathorn: Flirtation is the key.
Arkon: Hehee... actually she offered to lend it to me so I guess flirtation is not necessary, this time.
Barathorn: Ah but maybe she was flirting and wants a little ride on the Arkon train. xD
Arkon: I don't know if I should laugh or not at this ^^

3. Ammolds: Stop coming to my lane q.q
Iandor: The turret looked like it needed a touch of Pantheon.
Ammolds: Pfft. Your shield looks like it needs to see the inside of your ass.

4. Loonatic: *looks at bear* I'm going to kill you! AHHHHHH!!!!
Ammolds: ^^
Lhen: Scary fellow.
Ammolds: Dwarves are supposed to be scary.
Loonatic: Any short jokes and I will kill both of you.

Thursday, October 14, 2010

Hall of Lulz 1

The Comedians: Ammolds von Lichenstein; Rien "Snugglekins" de Lacosta; Ian "Raydn" McHunt.

1. Ammolds: "We meet again Mr. Bond."
Snugglekins: WHO YA CALLIN BOND YA LIL' [Censored.]
Ammolds: The British Blocke behind you.
Snugglekins: Oh tha' asshat. OI YE THAR! GIT THA FACK OUTTA ME LAWN.

2. Ammolds: I'd like to see someone swim with a full-plate armor. He'd be a bloody submarine.

3. Ammolds: Well you're quite alone there.
Ammolds: Lonely loner in a lonesome world.

4. Snugglekins: You shouldn't even be able to wear full plate. As it took about three people plus you, to get it on you. Properly attatched and all.
Ammolds: Maybe he uses the magic of the player-controlled cursor and the inventory system.

5. Snugglekins: Going to pay a visit and preform my (not-so) daily sermon in the temple o' shit.

6. Snugglekins: I think I'm going to hate myself for it but I'll put Two Worlds on torrent since I'm just so bleedin' bored.
Ammolds: ...and so... fire rains from the sky and Hell freezes... *starts downloading Two Worlds*

7. Ammolds: Btw, have I linked you the 11 sec vid about the motion capture? Aka pike twirling
Snugglekins: *Shrug.* Pike twiling. *Chuckles.*

8. Ammolds: Oh and isn't she sexy *inserts 4chan* ((FFS, could you give me the 4chan))

9. Ammolds: But seriously... she's hot q.q ((FECK... q.q please))

10. Snugglekins: Oh. Two worlds finished.
Ammolds: Why you little... *strangles you with an Ox*

11. Ammolds: Just as long as he hasn't linked m- erm, I hear... the... hmm... Andraste is calling... *goes to WoW*
Snugglekins: Riiiight.

12. Ammolds: K, I was just being curious
Snugglekins: Curiosity killed the kitteh.
Ammolds: Right after the kitteh had ripped off curiosities balls.

13. Best movie porno titles:
1. ET: The Extra-Testicle
2. District 69
3. The Pursuit of Fappyness
4. Cloudy with a chance of Meat Shafts.
5. Brokeback Mount-him

14. Why is the girl from the last episode so clueless?:
1. Her mom fell down a flight of stairs when she was pregnant with her
2. Is she from Alaska..? That would explain part of it..
3. One word, brain damage
4. She clueless because she bought monopoly instead.
5. Because she be white

15. Ammolds: Prologue Beta Realm? or dev
Snugglekins: Are you a developer?
Ammolds: Yes... I developed my idiocratic mind.
Snugglekins: *Sagenod.*

16. Snugglekins: Stealthing isn't invisibility. IC wise.
Ammolds: Well... erm, vanish is a smokebomb?
Snugglekins: Well yes. BUT. You enter stealt afterwards. When you'd be on an open field. What gives? You can't just randomly turn invisible. In some dense woods or alike. Sure.
Ammolds: Maybe I had a hole ready nearby
Snugglekins: SUUUUUUUUURE.
Ammolds: Or maybe I stepped into a hole that I didn't know was there.
Ammolds: Or maybe the toothfairy came and whisped me away to the land of happy penguins.

17. Ammolds: Am I allowed to be drunk where ever and when ever I want?
Snugglekins: Is a grown man allowed to be drunk where ever and when ever he wants? Of course.
Ammolds: I was just making sure.
Snugglekins: It's a RP server. Not a nazi deathcamp.

18. Snugglekins: Humans reach adulthood at 15. Middle age at 35. Old at 53. Venerable at 80.
Ammolds: Dead at 100

19. Ammolds: Erm is it me or is the server down?
Snugglekins: I just DCd so.
Ammolds: Right
Snugglekins: Well. It's up.
Ammolds: What's up? oh... *backs away*
Snugglekins: It's up, and rock-hard.
Ammolds: bad... visual...

20. Ammolds: Seriously... this one guy is naked in stormwind. Bloody rogues
Ammolds: Well honestly it's wierd to walk around in Stormwind.
Snugglekins: With someone nekkid there?
Ammolds: No, that's regular on Legion.
Ammolds: Someone always gets naked.
Ammolds: Well the good thing is that, on Legion, the girls are the ones running around naked.

21. Ammolds: But eh... Life's a hairy bitch... who doesn't shave.

22. Snugglekins: I've got Half-Life 2, Crysis, and Two Worlds. None of them installed.
Ammolds: heh... if i were you. I'd punch Crysis in the neck.
Snugglekins: I probably will yes.

23. CPU stability tests exe = CPUSTAB.EXE (I'mma stab yo CPU)

24. Ammolds: Right... well the picture is so mezmerisinkly cute that I can't switch it.
you know, I have no idea how to correctly spell that word.

25. Ammolds: ah... kk and add URL and IMG and shit?
Ian: think so
Ammolds: and shit?
Ian: more shit than you can handle
Ammolds: right... that's a lot of shit then

26. Ammolds: patience grasshopper
Ian: NOU
Ammolds: grasshumper*
Ammolds: read, judge and hate
Ammolds: or else...

27. Ian: you gotta have more confidence "ITS A FUCKING GOOD GAME" and i might even believe you
Ammolds: ok... let me try
Ian: alright LAN it is

28. Ian: bring edible substances
Ian: drink would be nice
Ammolds: ok *brings pine logs*
Ammolds: manly food

29. Ian: NOU
Ammolds: *loads SPAS-12* I didn't hear the last, could you repeat that again?
Ian: *sits into tank* NOT GOING TO REAL HOME
Ammolds: *pulls out a C4 triggering remote* mh?
Ian: -aims nuke at you- you heard me
Ammolds: *adds some compound ZERO to the nuke* No one's going to do any existing after you have launched that nuke.
Ian: you are nuts.
Ammolds: no... you are, if you launch that.

30. Ammolds: right...
Ian: what?
Ammolds: bananas
Ian: beans
Ammolds: and BEAF-JERKY

31. Ammolds: heheeeeeeeeeeeeeee *trips, falls, breaks neck*
Snugglekins: Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeheeee. *Comes to funeral.*

32. Roses are red, violets are blue, if you're expecting flowers, sucks to be you.

33. Snugglekins: What shalt we play?
Ammolds: commander farts-a-lot?

34. Snugglekins: I'd just end up storming the turrets, alone, and then yelling "WHAR THA FACK ARE MAH MINIONS?!" "FER WOT THA BLOODY HELL DO I PAY YE FER!" "Yer not paying us." "Oh.."

35. Ammolds: the ending had this lulz twist... imo the rookie, you play... is a niggah
Snugglekins: lol KNEEGROW! Did he die in the end?
Ammolds: no
Snugglekins: PFF
Ammolds: hero ending
Snugglekins: Racism isn't what it used to be.

36. Ammolds: it's just... "hey... we found out where the aliens live... let's go kick some Xenomorph ass... Sir! Do Xenomorphs have asses? Hell if I know."

37. Snugglekins: It's still staring at you. With it's. Black. Eyeless. Sockets.
Ammolds: well maybe the predator looks back, with his glare, shattering the unruly skulls with his glare
Snugglekins: IN YER DREAMS. Skulls are fearless. FEARLESS I TELL YA! FEARLESS!

38. Ammolds: Anyways... it's funny how the predator rips out the aliens mini-head/mouth/jaw/whateverthefuckitis
Snugglek: Tongue.

39. Ammolds: Chasing workers is funny "Ah get away, no... AAARRHG *facehugger meets face*"

40. Snugglekins: Sleepy tiemz. Time to hit the hay.
Ammolds: Don't let the facehuggers bite
Ammolds: oh...kay

41. A non-cursive word for dick:
one eyed-willy
third leg
squirmin herman the one eye'd german

42. Snugglekins: You're retribution.. RIGHT?!
Ammolds: no I rolled pathetic

43. Ammolds: no shield bash
Snugglekins: AWWWW
Ammolds: but eh.... I'd like to see you wave around a shield that's almost bigger than you and seems to be on steroids

44. Ammolds: So I just cleave and THRUST/launch
Snugglekins: THRUST! YEAH!
Ammolds: aye
Ammolds: with a nice bloodspray
Snugglekins: THRUST IT IN! THRUUUUUUUUST! ..we're talking about two different things aren't we?

45. Ammolds: Just Jerk OFF!!!! I'm just sayin'...

Tuesday, October 5, 2010

Moldys Opinion - Bioshock

Well... Bioshock.

Ok, lets start. Bioshock is a first person shooter, where you explore the underwater city called Rapture.

Shooting fire and lightning from your fingers and eviscerating your enemies with various weapons. What more could you want?

I had a couple of moments when running back and forth for objectives felt like a frustrating pain in the ass and I just had to take some time off the game, but still despite those points, it's a great game.

Now... I must say... I can mostly agree with the reviews and glorifications about this game. This game truely is awesome and the story is quite long and interesting. The game occupies a quite large portion of your time to complete, but about 80-90% of the time it is totally worth it. Now yes, it technically has replay value, because it has 2 different endings, but it wasn't that good, in my oppinion, to deserve a second playthrough. Maybe later, in the future. Who knows.


Sunday, October 3, 2010


*fansqueel from the backrow, by the First Person Shooter gamers*
Not the FPS I meant...
FPS... as in frames per second, a term that's widely known by the gamers... right?
Anywho... what about that? Well... if it's low, then you're lagging... if your lagging then you should lower detail level settings in your game for a more fluent game experience... or maybe you like to lag like ass for the sake of pretty graphix? Well which ever is your choice... it involves the detail options.
Well... here's a game that has really been done its job to annoy me.

Rise of The Argonauts

Yea... although this game has a decent amount of face eviscerating action, a decent story and some nice bossfights. It still lacks in its creation.
To be honest, then this game has THE worst "Detail Options", at least compared to the games I've played or seen.
As I started up the game I noticed an obvious lag, that tends to be somewhat normal to me as the nowadays games max or almost max the detail level of the game, by default. So I just started hunting for the Detail Options, I opened up the menu, which was obviously lagging aswell. I finally entered the Detail Options screen and what do I see... Well, I saw nothing. Now at first I thought I'm blind and I should take a closer look to the options menu, the quite nice looking cloudy background... wasn't helping. Anywho, after a bit of searching I noticed that I can only change the resolution of the game from the detail options menu. I then presumed that the detail options must be as a different program in the game folder and as I was eager to kill something I endured the lag for a while. After an hour or so of game progression, that little thorn in my eye, called lag, started to really bug me. So I saved and closed the game to start looking for the Detail Setup program. Right, well guess what... RoTA didn't have that either, now my problem was solved, because there was a "Rise of The Argonauts - Low Detail" game .exe, but still... instead of giving the player an option to tweak the graphix onto a good level, that's best suited for the player, they give you an option to... play the game on the highest setting... or play it on the lowest. Now yes changing the resolution can greatly reduce lag and you could combine the Low or High Detail .exe with the resolution setting to tweak the game, but still the same lag reduction could be done by, for example, turning off Vertical Syncronization or lowering/turning off Shading.

Right, anywho... I guess this was the only game I've had problems with. Now as I mentioned before then there are some games that have a Detail Options program out of the game, which makes tweaking a bit annoying, but still possible.

Ok, one of the biggest advantage for the desktop PC gamers is a flatscreen monitor, which means that they can normally increase a games refresh rate, now that setting works greatly for increasing FPS and allows the player to set a somewhat higher detail level, also a good way to lower lag is to update your computers drivers on a regular basis. The best lag reducing help with driver updating comes, if you are using an NVIDIA graphix card. As they are built with gaming in mind, they post quite frequent updates that increase performance in games, also there are a number of games that were built with this chipset in mind so they tend to be more magnificent when you're playing them with a NVIDIA card.

Well... that's about all for this rant about FPS or erm... lag.