Tuesday, April 30, 2013

RIFT on Raptr Rewards

Hokaeh my non-existant readers. Time to poke this blog back to life with some good news.


Sign up on Raptr, get some RIFT (can even be just RIFT Lite aka time limitless trial) game-time on your Raptr profile and you can get the full game with the Expansion and 30 days of sub time for free off Raptr.

Raptr Announcement post: RIFT takes Raptr Rewards by Storm (very punny, raptr).

You should see the sign-up box on the top left of the site. If not then perhaps -this- works better for you.

The Raptr Full game "reward-event-whatnot" appears to end around the 11th of June.

Tuesday, March 27, 2012

Hall of Lulz 2


"Hall of Lulz" by Ammolds von Lichenstein

The Comedians: Ammolds von Lichenstein and Krakza.


1. Krakza: Er
Krakza: Well I can't put in my email address cuz when I hit @, a console window pops down :L
Krakza: Ach, I'll just  paste it
Krakza: @
Ammolds: :p
Krakza: Can't paste it
Krakza: :|
Ammolds: :x
Krakza: VAT ZA HELL IS DIS

2. Krakza: I have no idea what was happening
Ammolds: xD
Krakza: My gun was shooting explosive coins so I just ran around with that giggling
Ammolds: xD
Krakza: and bacon
Krakza: WHAT DOES THE DAMN BACON DO

3. Ammolds: okis
Ammolds: now back to normal games?
Ammolds: roight
Krakza: roight
Krakza: Crash
Ammolds: lol

4. Krakza: Y THIS TAEK SO LONG
Ammolds: no one's queued
Krakza: Y NO ONE QUEUED
Ammolds: CUS
Ammolds: CUS
Ammolds: it's beta?
Krakza: Y IT A BETA

5. Ammolds: ah fack it for today
Krakza: NEVER
Ammolds: we'll get on a rapefest tomorrow
Krakza: I DEMAND TO BE A GORILLA IN A TUXEDO
Ammolds: xD
Krakza: last try!
Ammolds: Plz fail, plz fail, plz fail, plz fai- Imean... DON'T YOU DARE FAIL!!!
Krakza: I KILL- YEAH, DON'T FAIL

6. Krakza: Selling souls is always funny with kids
Krakza: BUY ME SOUL FOR £20? IF YOU GO TO HELL YOU CAN TRADE IT TO THE DEVIL AND GET TO HEAVEN
Krakza: "DEAL"
Krakza: Moneymoneymoney

7. Krakza: RIGHT I BACK AGAIN
Krakza: OAMOSAMF
Ammolds: xP
Krakza: Mother entered room
Ammolds: ah
Ammolds: le doombringer
Krakza: Nah
Krakza: Ze clothesbringer
Krakza: She doin ze ironing
Krakza: :L
Ammolds: oh
Ammolds: for a moment there I thought ye were nekkid before
Ammolds: IMEAN
Ammolds: was a nice image... IMEAN
Ammolds: erhm
Ammolds: so
Ammolds: DoW2
Ammolds: erhm
Krakza: ...
Krakza: BWUH

8. Ammolds: and besides I'm only possibly gonna take pieces from it
Krakza: Chosen of Fagaroth
Ammolds: will see
Krakza: You can't
Ammolds: oh?
Krakza: It's an armour set, like LotD
Ammolds: bleh
Krakza: So you either gotta be Ultrasmurfs or Chosen of Loleroth
Krakza: :c
Ammolds: Ultrasmurfs xD

9. Ammolds: seriously
Ammolds: a quick-time event bossfight
Ammolds: my mouse is already screaming me to stop
Ammolds: xD
Krakza: The falling thing?
Krakza: :L
Ammolds: *stops* Mouse: "I feel dirty..."
Krakza: xD
Ammolds: xD

10. Ammolds: got a double kill
Ammolds: hehee
Krakza: I KNOW
Krakza: I WAS THERE
Krakza: ON THE FLOOR
Krakza: DEAD

11. Krakza: Got all Relic except Helm and Chest C:
Ammolds: lol
Krakza: swag
Ammolds: xP
Krakza: Cuz killstreaks
Krakza: Dat plasma gun
Krakza: /faps over plasma gun some moar ffs
Krakza: Do excuse me
Ammolds: xD
Krakza: kdone
Krakza: U REDY?
Ammolds: wait
Krakza: aight
Krakza: HNNNG So close to plasma gun perk /fapfapfap

12. Ammolds: bah
Ammolds: well it was quite cqb
Krakza: Most.
Krakza: Annoying.
Krakza: Fucking.
Krakza: GYSVUVFSD
Ammolds: MAKE A MELTA CLASS AND KEEP IT FOR SHIT LIKE THAT
Ammolds: ORARARA
Krakza: NEVER
Krakza: I HAVE PRIDE
Ammolds: well I don't
Ammolds: 8D
Ammolds: got like a 4 killstreak with it
Ammolds: just people running at me
Ammolds: pfft I has melta
Krakza: >;c

13. Ammolds: all in all
Ammolds: I
Ammolds: Moldy Lord of the burning faces
Ammolds: want to punch every single casual in the neck
Krakza: Sorry, I can't hear you over my casualness
Krakza: ;)
Ammolds: *PUNCHES YOU IN THE NECK*
Krakza: I didn't feel anything
Krakza: I fink u did it wong
Krakza: :{
Ammolds: wait
Ammolds: but
Ammolds: who's that guy choking on the floor then?

14. Ammolds: "Does Mara require more of me?" *starts undressing*
Ammolds: "I see you are eager to carry the light!" *the dunmer priestess responds*
Krakza: ..............
Ammolds: xDD
Krakza: Fsbdjfsbcvh
Krakza: ASBIUASDA
Krakza: jkfbsus
Krakza: ASbiud
Krakza: MY EYES
Krakza: MY EYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES

15. Ammolds: . . .
Ammolds: *spends a good 20 seconds trying to select all manually cause ctrl+a doesn't work... right clicks... sees option "select all"... "FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU..."*
Krakza: LOL

16. Ammolds: Riften Guard: "You seen those warriors from Hammerfell? They've got curved swords. Curved. Swords." *mind=blown*

17. Krakza: I remember some guy in Jorrvaskr
Krakza: Quote
Krakza: "I'd marry you! I'd marry you twice!"
Krakza: /leaves companions guild
Krakza: /fear for life

18. Krakza: Got any orbs of transmut? :<
Ammolds: nope
Krakza: bah
Krakza: Need 3 for a sexy necklace
Krakza: I forgot that there was no currency, so I used them all on my gear
Ammolds: Just wear me around yer neck
Ammolds: Imean
Krakza: xD
Ammolds: xD

19. Ammolds: "JIMMY... STAY WITH ME JIMMY, DON'T YOU DIE ON ME JIMMY.. .ONLY A FEW HUNDRED METERS OF SHARP-ROCK COVERED MOUNTAINS TO GO JIMMY" *continues dragging*

20. Ammolds: GET THE GRITTIEST SHOOTER IN EXISTANCE AND LET'S PLAY
Ammolds: RUN OFF 2 MILES AND GET ONE-SHOT BY A SNIPER
Ammolds: THEN DO THAT ALL  AGAIN 5 TIMES
Ammolds: FUN
Krakza: YES

21. Krakza: Rush game on BF
Krakza: "YES! Krakza has the heli! He can kill them now!"
Krakza: *Heli flies up*
Krakza: *tips backwards*
Krakza: *falls into the ocean*
Krakza: *explodes*
Krakza: "...."

22. Krakza: Here we go again
Krakza: 6 v 30.
Krakza: WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH -charges-
Ammolds: lol
Ammolds: xD
Krakza: THEY'RE ALL MOUNTED
Krakza: AW CRAP
Ammolds: GO GET 'EM BO- oh... yer facked

23. Krakza: DAKKADAKKADAKKADAKKADAKKDAKKDA
Krakza: "Wot ye shootin?"
Krakza: "Dat tree looked at me funny"

24. Krakza: Plasma Cannon
Krakza: Son... I am disappoint >:{
*Ammolds scores a double kill with a plasma cannon*
Ammolds: Ikr
Krakza: xD

25. Krakza: It's braveheart time
Krakza: FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
Krakza: RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
Krakza: EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEDOM

Sunday, September 11, 2011

A short moment of silence

All I really want to say is.
Rest in Peace WoWLegacy, you were everything I wanted in a WoW-Private server.
I just wish the Legacy staff and population good luck on their future endeavours.

*salutes*

Friday, June 10, 2011

Allods Online Anniversary Transformation

As the Anniversary event nears its end in Allods I decided to screenshot the best combination of outfit items I gained from various gift boxes. So here is my Paladin, transformed.

Enjoy. :P

Sunday, May 29, 2011

Screenshot Series - Ep. 1 Allods Shields (League)

Well I thought about it and decided to start a miniseries of sorts. Each episode features some screenshots from a game on a certain subject. Chosen because I like that or that and so on. :P
So here's episode 1.


Tuesday, May 10, 2011

Operation Flashpoint: Red River - Damaging effects

Just a little destruction and bullet damage:
Supply crate explosion:

Frag Grenade:

Some bulletholes:

The M107 FMJ Sniper:

Also a supply crate explosion:

but strangely enough, the supply crate is a floor down from this room. So I guess that's a wierd bug with the triggerable building explosion. Still, it's better than nothing.
Better than the non-excistant effects in most of the games nowadays.