Friday, April 24, 2015

Hall of Lulz 4 - The Awakening

The Comedians: Ammolds von Lichenstein, Zuz, Krakza and Happy Lemon/Secret Squirrel | (various players from LotRO) Corak, Kheluin, Ovoceedee, Fumori, Deorwod, Prono and Motivator.



1.
'zuz: How to twerk: Step 1) Reconsider

2.
Ammolds von Lichenstein: Alright I'm going to go and proceed with the act of looking like a fool now because Valentines Day.
'zuz: you mean alentines ay.
'zuz: because neither of us are getting the v or giving the d today.

3.
'zuz: You're only a smartass if you can sit on an icecream cone and tell me what flavor it is.


4.
Corak: Was thinking of a new squishy tank class...the Gourdian.
Kheluin: Let me guess, they get squishier as they level and after 50 they start to attract fruit flies...
Corak: Could grow on ya.

5.
Ovoceedee: WTB popcorn
Fumori: [popcorn] 2 gold.
Deorwod: Sheesh when did it get so expensive?
Fumori: Takes me awhile to farm the butter.
Fumori: Gotta milk it for all it's worth.
Fumori: Ho-ho-ho.

6.
Ammolds von Lichenstein: Do we have a plan D?
Krakza: Threaten Happy's IT staff
Happy Lemon: Give them the D.
Krakza: Or... that I guess

7.
Krakza: tl;dr where the white bitches @?
Happy Lemon: In me pans.
Happy Lemon: ts
Krakza: pansts
Happy Lemon: God damnit.
Ammolds von Lichenstein: Pans
Ammolds von Lichenstein: Peter Pans
Happy Lemon: PANS
Krakza: You don't cook those
Krakza: Happy for God's-
Happy Lemon: What?
Happy Lemon: They told me it'd taste great.
Krakza: Happy just hasn't been the same since he was forced into intercourse by 3 Gorillas
Krakza: That was a bad day at the zoo...
Happy Lemon: What are you talking about, I've never even seen gorillas in a zoo.
Krakza: The denial is strong these days

8.
Krakza: Hence my er
Krakza: Chantry robes
Krakza: Despite being a non-religious Dwarf
Ammolds von Lichenstein: Well
Ammolds von Lichenstein: You -are- a rogue.
Ammolds von Lichenstein: And the robe's a disguise.
Krakza: Much sneakies
Ammolds von Lichenstein: I mean, dwarven priests are highly respected afterall.
Ammolds von Lichenstein: Mostly because they'll strangle any heretics with their beard.
Krakza: The Beard knows all, the Beard sees all, flee unbelievers, your impurities are clear to the senses of the HOLY BEARD

9.
Ammolds von Lichenstein: "The Bearding"
Krakza: xD
Ammolds von Lichenstein: xD
Krakza: XD
Krakza: XDDDDDDD
Krakza: xD
Ammolds von Lichenstein: NO
Krakza: Dx
Ammolds von Lichenstein: OMG
Krakza: xD
Ammolds von Lichenstein: *dies*
Krakza: The Beard has spoken

10.
'zuz: So basically I burnt like 100 calories for nothing
'zuz: AND I LIKED THOSE CALORIES >.(
Ammolds von Lichenstein: WELL YOU AIN'T GETTIN' 'EM BACK
Ammolds von Lichenstein: YE HEAR!?!?
'zuz: LIEZ! *Starts eating muffins*
'zuz: *Smears it over face"
'zuz: OBESITY IS WORTH IT
'zuz: Reminds me of the time my mom got me 2kgs of double chocolate buiscuits
'zuz: "Mom, Im going to get Diabetes, but Im sure as hell going to love you every step of the way"

11.
Krakza: GW2 tomorrow?
Ammolds von Lichenstein: Sure
Krakza: and I'll EL toosday
Ammolds von Lichenstein: 'kay
Ammolds von Lichenstein: I'm not married, so if you book time. I can tell other people to fug off.
Krakza: >not married
Krakza: Coulda fooled me
Ammolds von Lichenstein: What's between me and your mother doesn't concern you.
Krakza: IT DOES WHEN IT KEEPS ME UP AT NIGHT
Krakza: SOME OF US *WORK* YOU KNOW
Ammolds von Lichenstein: ALL YOU DO IS FUCKING COMPLAIN
Ammolds von Lichenstein: I DON'T GET WHY SHE HASN'T KICKED YOU OUT YET
Ammolds von Lichenstein: This sounds disturbingly real
Ammolds von Lichenstein: I must
Ammolds von Lichenstein: stop now
Krakza: But it is real, Ammolds
Krakza: You monster
Krakza: I hope you're proud
Ammolds von Lichenstein: DAMN STRAIGHT I'M PROUD
Ammolds von Lichenstein: THAT MY SON HAS A JOB AND A GF
Ammolds von Lichenstein: *sheds a tear of manly proudness*
Krakza: :3
Krakza: I DID IT ALL FOR YOU
Krakza: Wait
Krakza: what
Ammolds von Lichenstein: I don't know anymore.
Ammolds von Lichenstein: I really
Ammolds von Lichenstein: don't

12.
Krakza: Origin's April Fool's joke seems to be its inability to connect
Krakza: ONLINE LOGIN IS CURRENTLY UNAVAILABLE
Krakza: "Yeah... April... uh... fools... right..."

13.
'zuz: You know
'zuz: i will cherish the day when you hug me before I have a chance to take my pants off
'zuz: You're pretty when Im drunk
Ammolds von Lichenstein: Such a charmer.

14.
'zuz: My Americans are completely unleveled
'zuz: And my Japs
'zuz: and my germans
Ammolds von Lichenstein: so you've been just Vodkaing up?
'zuz: In tank yes
'zuz: Very big gun makes very big boom
'zuz: German pigs will eat shit!

15.
Ammolds von Lichenstein: sent inv
Ammolds von Lichenstein: so wat are we doan?
'zuz: Well, We can either Russian, German or Jap plane or Tank.
Ammolds von Lichenstein: Planes or tanks
Ammolds von Lichenstein: pick sumtin
'zuz: Im telling you to choose.
Ammolds von Lichenstein: I have all dailies
Ammolds von Lichenstein: you wanted to do dailies
'zuz: Youre giving me problems. I want solutions.
Ammolds von Lichenstein: That's how relationships work.

16.
'zuz: Vodka Diet: Loose 3 days in one week

17.
'zuz: Darling
Ammolds von Lichenstein: Love muffin.
'zuz: Sugar toes/
Ammolds von Lichenstein: Honey-lips
'zuz: Sweet cheeks
'zuz: (The face ones)
Ammolds von Lichenstein: Yeah I've got nothing
'zuz: My next one wouldve been fat ass, so Its a good thing we stopped

18.
Ammolds von Lichenstein: Remember how much we love DotA 2?
'zuz: Yes?
Ammolds von Lichenstein: I was just asking since I sure don't.
'zuz: Why would you do that
'zuz: Like
'zuz: Why
'zuz: Would you do that
Ammolds von Lichenstein: Maybe it's the fact that I've played it for over 800 hours
Ammolds von Lichenstein: but I can't muster the strength to play it again
'zuz: Really? I didnt get that impression since you uninstalled it in the ass so often

19.
Ammolds von Lichenstein: zuz
Ammolds von Lichenstein: do you remember how we met?
'zuz: Something about me being crap at dota
'zuz: And saying "HELP!"
'zuz: And you said "FUCK OFF NOOB!"
'zuz: So I added you
Ammolds von Lichenstein: Good times.

20.
Prono: 'oh NOW i see it ... the drop down calls it Ered-Luin: Thorin's Gate >.<'
Prono: 'i kept double cheecking the t's lol doh!'
Prono: 'double cheeking? lol'
Motivator: 'Well no point going at it half-assed!'

21.
'zuz: See
'zuz: Integration
'zuz: The opposite of differentiation
'zuz: Is rape
'zuz: So does that mean differentiation is when you rape them?
Ammolds von Lichenstein: Well
Ammolds von Lichenstein: That's debatable.
Ammolds von Lichenstein: Are we talking about sticking it in the butt or between the tities?
'zuz: Between the butt.
Ammolds von Lichenstein: Are we talking about a 90 degree angle?
'zuz: Its a 120 Im afraid.
'zuz: With a further 5 degree blowback.
'zuz: It isnt looking good...
Ammolds von Lichenstein: *shakes head*
Ammolds von Lichenstein: *sighs*
Ammolds von Lichenstein: Scrap everything
Ammolds von Lichenstein: and back to the drawing board, everyone.

22.
Secret Squirrel: tfw I got a crafting level 400 schematic from a chest.
Ammolds von Lichenstein: Wot chest?
Secret Squirrel: Exploration chest.
Secret Squirrel: Shit you find in the world without an indication.
Ammolds von Lichenstein: Well yeah, but
Ammolds von Lichenstein: wot zone?
Secret Squirrel: WHAT AM I PLAYING?
Secret Squirrel: Charr starting area.
Ammolds von Lichenstein: Fucked if I know what you are playing
Ammolds von Lichenstein: MAYBE YOU DECIDED TO PLAY A DIFFERENT STARTING AREA!?!?
Secret Squirrel: WELL I DID NOT
Secret Squirrel: HOW DARE YOU NOT BE PSYCHIC?
Secret Squirrel: HOW
Secret Squirrel: DARE
Secret Squirrel: YOU

23.
Krakza: Happy, put the Guild Wars down
Krakza: Your family haven't seen you in weeks
Krakza: Can't you see this has gone far enough!?
Krakza: *misc sobs in background*
Krakza: He's not responding
Krakza: It's too late for him, Bobby
Krakza: You gotta do it
Krakza: Put him down
Krakza: But Micha-
Krakza: DO IT
Krakza: ...
Krakza: *shots fired*
Krakza: *credits roll with sad song playing*
Krakza: RIP in peace, Goat #55428

24.
Ammolds von Lichenstein: I'll finish Fornost
Ammolds von Lichenstein: and then we can lek 2
Secret Squirrel: Shur.
Ammolds von Lichenstein: provided I don't have to go outside for shit
Secret Squirrel: Why would-.. I just-..
Secret Squirrel: WE'RE LIVING
Secret Squirrel: IN 21ST CENTURY
Ammolds von Lichenstein: xD
Secret Squirrel: YOU HAVE TOILETS FOR THAT
Ammolds von Lichenstein: NOT THAT
Secret Squirrel: -IN-
Ammolds von Lichenstein: FUCKING HELL
Secret Squirrel: THE HOUSE.
Ammolds von Lichenstein: besidse
Ammolds von Lichenstein: the breeze
Secret Squirrel: >:|
Ammolds von Lichenstein: Have you ever
Ammolds von Lichenstein: felt the gentle spring breeze on your cheeks?
Ammolds von Lichenstein: HAVE YOU!??!
Ammolds von Lichenstein: WELL I HAVE
Ammolds von Lichenstein: IT'S GLORIOUS
Secret Squirrel: Hmph.

25.
'zuz: Did you not read about the man who found the love of his life the day after he won the lotto?
Ammolds von Lichenstein: Did he marry his right leg?
'zuz: I believe it was his middle leg.
Ammolds von Lichenstein: Ah
Ammolds von Lichenstein: That explains it
'zuz: I have five legs.
'zuz: and 7 nipples
Ammolds von Lichenstein: Good
'zuz: Easy access?
Ammolds von Lichenstein: No
'zuz: Waffles?
Ammolds von Lichenstein: Bacon
'zuz: Damnit.
'zuz: I thought I had that one.

Tuesday, April 30, 2013

RIFT on Raptr Rewards

Hokaeh my non-existant readers. Time to poke this blog back to life with some good news.


Sign up on Raptr, get some RIFT (can even be just RIFT Lite aka time limitless trial) game-time on your Raptr profile and you can get the full game with the Expansion and 30 days of sub time for free off Raptr.

Raptr Announcement post: RIFT takes Raptr Rewards by Storm (very punny, raptr).

You should see the sign-up box on the top left of the site. If not then perhaps -this- works better for you.

The Raptr Full game "reward-event-whatnot" appears to end around the 11th of June.

Tuesday, March 27, 2012

Hall of Lulz 2


"Hall of Lulz" by Ammolds von Lichenstein

The Comedians: Ammolds von Lichenstein and Krakza.

Super Monday Night Combat Beta

1. Krakza: Er
Krakza: Well I can't put in my email address cuz when I hit @, a console window pops down :L
Krakza: Ach, I'll just  paste it
Krakza: @
Ammolds: :p
Krakza: Can't paste it
Krakza: :|
Ammolds: :x
Krakza: VAT ZA HELL IS DIS

2. Krakza: I have no idea what was happening
Ammolds: xD
Krakza: My gun was shooting explosive coins so I just ran around with that giggling
Ammolds: xD
Krakza: and bacon
Krakza: WHAT DOES THE DAMN BACON DO

3. Ammolds: okis
Ammolds: now back to normal games?
Ammolds: roight
Krakza: roight
Krakza: Crash
Ammolds: lol

4. Krakza: Y THIS TAEK SO LONG
Ammolds: no one's queued
Krakza: Y NO ONE QUEUED
Ammolds: CUS
Ammolds: CUS
Ammolds: it's beta?
Krakza: Y IT A BETA

5. Ammolds: ah fack it for today
Krakza: NEVER
Ammolds: we'll get on a rapefest tomorrow
Krakza: I DEMAND TO BE A GORILLA IN A TUXEDO
Ammolds: xD
Krakza: last try!
Ammolds: Plz fail, plz fail, plz fail, plz fai- Imean... DON'T YOU DARE FAIL!!!
Krakza: I KILL- YEAH, DON'T FAIL

Randomness

6. Krakza: Selling souls is always funny with kids
Krakza: BUY ME SOUL FOR £20? IF YOU GO TO HELL YOU CAN TRADE IT TO THE DEVIL AND GET TO HEAVEN
Krakza: "DEAL"
Krakza: Moneymoneymoney

7. Krakza: RIGHT I BACK AGAIN
Krakza: OAMOSAMF
Ammolds: xP
Krakza: Mother entered room
Ammolds: ah
Ammolds: le doombringer
Krakza: Nah
Krakza: Ze clothesbringer
Krakza: She doin ze ironing
Krakza: :L
Ammolds: oh
Ammolds: for a moment there I thought ye were nekkid before
Ammolds: IMEAN
Ammolds: was a nice image... IMEAN
Ammolds: erhm
Ammolds: so
Ammolds: DoW2
Ammolds: erhm
Krakza: ...
Krakza: BWUH

Warhammer 40k: Space Marine

8. Ammolds: and besides I'm only possibly gonna take pieces from it
Krakza: Chosen of Fagaroth
Ammolds: will see
Krakza: You can't
Ammolds: oh?
Krakza: It's an armour set, like LotD
Ammolds: bleh
Krakza: So you either gotta be Ultrasmurfs or Chosen of Loleroth
Krakza: :c
Ammolds: Ultrasmurfs xD

9. Ammolds: seriously
Ammolds: a quick-time event bossfight
Ammolds: my mouse is already screaming me to stop
Ammolds: xD
Krakza: The falling thing?
Krakza: :L
Ammolds: *stops* Mouse: "I feel dirty..."
Krakza: xD
Ammolds: xD

10. Ammolds: got a double kill
Ammolds: hehee
Krakza: I KNOW
Krakza: I WAS THERE
Krakza: ON THE FLOOR
Krakza: DEAD

11. Krakza: Got all Relic except Helm and Chest C:
Ammolds: lol
Krakza: swag
Ammolds: xP
Krakza: Cuz killstreaks
Krakza: Dat plasma gun
Krakza: /faps over plasma gun some moar ffs
Krakza: Do excuse me
Ammolds: xD
Krakza: kdone
Krakza: U REDY?
Ammolds: wait
Krakza: aight
Krakza: HNNNG So close to plasma gun perk /fapfapfap

12. Ammolds: bah
Ammolds: well it was quite cqb
Krakza: Most.
Krakza: Annoying.
Krakza: Fucking.
Krakza: GYSVUVFSD
Ammolds: MAKE A MELTA CLASS AND KEEP IT FOR SHIT LIKE THAT
Ammolds: ORARARA
Krakza: NEVER
Krakza: I HAVE PRIDE
Ammolds: well I don't
Ammolds: 8D
Ammolds: got like a 4 killstreak with it
Ammolds: just people running at me
Ammolds: pfft I has melta
Krakza: >;c

Randomness

13. Ammolds: all in all
Ammolds: I
Ammolds: Moldy Lord of the burning faces
Ammolds: want to punch every single casual in the neck
Krakza: Sorry, I can't hear you over my casualness
Krakza: ;)
Ammolds: *PUNCHES YOU IN THE NECK*
Krakza: I didn't feel anything
Krakza: I fink u did it wong
Krakza: :{
Ammolds: wait
Ammolds: but
Ammolds: who's that guy choking on the floor then?

TES: V - Skyrim

14. Ammolds: "Does Mara require more of me?" *starts undressing*
Ammolds: "I see you are eager to carry the light!" *the dunmer priestess responds*
Krakza: ..............
Ammolds: xDD
Krakza: Fsbdjfsbcvh
Krakza: ASBIUASDA
Krakza: jkfbsus
Krakza: ASbiud
Krakza: MY EYES
Krakza: MY EYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES

Randomness

15. Ammolds: . . .
Ammolds: *spends a good 20 seconds trying to select all manually cause ctrl+a doesn't work... right clicks... sees option "select all"... "FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU..."*
Krakza: LOL

TES: V - Skyrim

16. Ammolds: Riften Guard: "You seen those warriors from Hammerfell? They've got curved swords. Curved. Swords." *mind=blown*

17. Krakza: I remember some guy in Jorrvaskr
Krakza: Quote
Krakza: "I'd marry you! I'd marry you twice!"
Krakza: /leaves companions guild
Krakza: /fear for life

Path of Exile

18. Krakza: Got any orbs of transmut? :<
Ammolds: nope
Krakza: bah
Krakza: Need 3 for a sexy necklace
Krakza: I forgot that there was no currency, so I used them all on my gear
Ammolds: Just wear me around yer neck
Ammolds: Imean
Krakza: xD
Ammolds: xD

ArmA 2

19. Ammolds: "JIMMY... STAY WITH ME JIMMY, DON'T YOU DIE ON ME JIMMY.. .ONLY A FEW HUNDRED METERS OF SHARP-ROCK COVERED MOUNTAINS TO GO JIMMY" *continues dragging*

20. Ammolds: GET THE GRITTIEST SHOOTER IN EXISTANCE AND LET'S PLAY
Ammolds: RUN OFF 2 MILES AND GET ONE-SHOT BY A SNIPER
Ammolds: THEN DO THAT ALL  AGAIN 5 TIMES
Ammolds: FUN
Krakza: YES

Battlefield: Bad Company 2

21. Krakza: Rush game on BF
Krakza: "YES! Krakza has the heli! He can kill them now!"
Krakza: *Heli flies up*
Krakza: *tips backwards*
Krakza: *falls into the ocean*
Krakza: *explodes*
Krakza: "...."

Mount&Blade: Warband

22. Krakza: Here we go again
Krakza: 6 v 30.
Krakza: WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH -charges-
Ammolds: lol
Ammolds: xD
Krakza: THEY'RE ALL MOUNTED
Krakza: AW CRAP
Ammolds: GO GET 'EM BO- oh... yer facked

Randomness

23. Krakza: DAKKADAKKADAKKADAKKADAKKDAKKDA
Krakza: "Wot ye shootin?"
Krakza: "Dat tree looked at me funny"

Warhammer 40k: Space Marine

24. Krakza: Plasma Cannon
Krakza: Son... I am disappoint >:{
*Ammolds scores a double kill with a plasma cannon*
Ammolds: Ikr
Krakza: xD

Randomness

25. Krakza: It's braveheart time
Krakza: FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
Krakza: RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
Krakza: EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEDOM

Sunday, September 11, 2011

A short moment of silence

All I really want to say is.
Rest in Peace WoWLegacy, you were everything I wanted in a WoW-Private server.
I just wish the Legacy staff and population good luck on their future endeavours.

*salutes*

Friday, June 10, 2011

Allods Online Anniversary Transformation

As the Anniversary event nears its end in Allods I decided to screenshot the best combination of outfit items I gained from various gift boxes. So here is my Paladin, transformed.

Enjoy. :P

Sunday, May 29, 2011

Screenshot Series - Ep. 1 Allods Shields (League)

Well I thought about it and decided to start a miniseries of sorts. Each episode features some screenshots from a game on a certain subject. Chosen because I like that or that and so on. :P
So here's episode 1.